the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much
making plans with friends like
sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
"i need a back rub, a few shots of whiskey, and a good fuck."
— unknown (via oraclesfox)